Rejected Amour

So there I was ...Gawking at my "Best Friends" who were actually werewolves. While several other big ass wolves surrounded me with snarled teeth. I turned and noticed they had surrounded us. My Diva mode clicked in "Uh sir hell no I am not in the mood for no twilight shit, now im gonna go back in my house I got some carmel ice cream moaning my name about now, Ollie nows goddam well about me and my carmel ice cream so I advise y'all to move out my way" the big ass wolves just stared at me some swishing there tails. "uh bit- I mean whoever the heck you are can you move please" they continued to stare.I groaned and turned around facing the two grey wolves that were standing the circle with me snarling at the opposing wolves. "Oliver can you tell them to move " I pouted and stomped my feet generally annoyed. The grey wolf to my left just swished his tail. "Oh come on man, I was watching wow wow wubzzy" the wolf to my right om guessing was Ollie because he stared at me with that OMG -THEY- DID- WHAT facial expression. It was hard not to giggle at that. Two darts out of nowhere hit ollie and Oliver, "Wait no!" they dropped and I felt a sharp pain in my but. I looked back and sure enough I had one two. I frowned" Aye I know my ass is big and all but come on now you could've hit anywhere else an you chose my ass" darkness was quickly tainting my vision,i giggles aimlessly "Talk about pain in the ass " I was in full blown laughter at this point and stared at the big ass dogs around me ,"sheesh tough crowd " and then suddenly everything was black