When the Stars Fall Over Oregon

Some nights, after the sun descends to the horizon and the shimmering white light of the moon breaks through the clouds, you might gaze upon hundreds of bright points of light hovering alluringly in the sky.

Some of these elegant specks are stars.

Some of them are not.

(This is going to seem really quaint for a while, but as you read further, things are going to start to make more and more sense. Well, as they make less and less sense, that is. Just bear with me and check back often :D )