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Laughing At These Tricks ♡ Urban Love❤

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Reads 81,069
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Time 4h 27m

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Jermaine's the name but they call me Jay,  It aint easy living round here in the state of Detroit all you see is niggas gettin killed on the News that's a daily. I learn to get used to it but you know what I'm really looking for, is me a boo thang to cool it with on a regular but all these girls around here don't want nun but money and A free d*ck ride.That's Why I stay laughing at these tricks just pitiful wow what has the world become these days. This the same reason why I keep my clique small I ain't got time to be fooling wit these wannabe bankheads at my school. I need somebody who ain't stuck up but just right for me I need a ROD who gone stick with her nigga I'm talking wifey type I just don't wanna be played no more tired of getting tossed round like some toy. My homeboys always questioning me bout getting a girl. Maybe If I could find a decent ass Shorty ill be tight. I'm tryna get this scholarship and I'm finna bounce but I always wished I could just leave with my girl. Love is All I want I just need help tryna find that one girl imma give my heart to Can A Nigga Just Find Love in a Trickin ass Hood? damn is that so hard  Little does jay know your clique might not be so tight after all, Did he ever think that one of them might fein for you but will the Amount of "CRAZY" take its placeAll Rights Reserved

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