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good luck, babe! || lynn loud by hxtssdifferent

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OBLIVIOUS. (way of life - Islamic book) by Niqabi_Secrets

SPIRITUAL | ISLAM; THE WAY OF LIFE | THEY REGRETTED IGNORING ISLAM BECAUSE THEY WERE BLINDED BY THE WORLDLY FAME. In order to increase your awareness but not let boredom exhaust you ; information here wouldn't be elongated, all will be briefly explained. ~ please read, to avoid immersing in a sinful life ~ please read, to be aware of the sinfulness. ~ please read, to make life a better place. GO THROUGH THE TOPICS (LIST) AT LEAST ONCE, PICK- READ WHATEVER THAT WILL INCREASE YOUR AWARENESS, AND WILL PREVENT YOU FROM SINNING. IT WILL LEAD YOU TO BECOME A BETTER PRACTICING MUSLIM, IN SHA ALLAH. READ FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT, ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. SHARE WITH OTHERS, IT WILL CHANGE ONES HEART, IN SHA ALLAH. -------------------------------- ~we are the messengers of the prophets, and our duty is to spread the beauty of Islam, the knowledge of Islam, I'm going to take the advantage of being a wattpader and do what I'm capable of by the will of Allah. #DONOTBEAFRAIDTOSPREADISLAM. PART I - READING & WATCHING MATURE or INTIMIDATING, EXPLICITLY, PORN CONTENT. PART II - CHANGES IN BODY; AFTER READING/WATCHING SEXUALLY INTIMIDATING CONTENT. PART III - WRITING & CREATING MATURE or INTIMIDATING, EXPLICITLY, PORN CONTENT. #P1 DISCUSSION(with a sister) : SLEEPING WITH SPOUSE. SHY. SCARED / A NON-MEHRAM. #P2 DISCUSSION(with a sister) : MASTURBATING IS UNCONTROLLABLE, I CANT STOP IT. PART I - WAYS TO NOT COMMIT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE & WITH. PART II - SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN ISLAM. PART III - HOW SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IS PRESCRIBED IN ISLAM. #P3 DISCUSSION(with a sister) : I USED TO SECRETLY WATCH INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT. #P4 DISCUSSION(with a sister) : MASTURBATION WAS RUINING MY LIFE. PART I - STARING AT CELEBRITIES/BAND BOYS-GIRLS/NON MEHRAM. PART II - WATCHING DRAMAS- STARING AT CELEBRITIES/NON MEHRAM. ~ messenger of messenger @Niqabi_secrets ----------------------- started : SEP 2019 status : ongoing

Bᴀʙʏ Tᴡɪᴄᴇ (Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ) by TwicelandLove

What if Dahyun, Chaeyoung, and Tzuyu turn into babies? How will the members react? Will they be able to turn them back into their normal selves? But most importantly will they find them before its too late? Read to find out what happens ©TwicelandLove

BRIDGING HEARTS by mybiasiswinterbear

"Why were you dancing with him?" His voice slurred with alcohol and aggression, his grip on Jeia's arm tightening Jeia's eyes blazed with defiance as she shook off his hold."Aapko kyu fark padta hai Mr. Singhania?,You don't control me,I can dance with whoever I want." his face contorted with possessive rage. "Mujhe fark padta hai." They stared at each other, their eyes locking in a silence with unspoken emotions. With a mixture of anger and jealousy He held her jaw tightly.She said "stop what are you trying to do?" She attempted to free herself from his painful grip. "Why?, You had no problem when he touched you who knows he probably might have kissed you?" He said. Looking at her resistance his jealousy grew and he tried to kiss her "Get away from me!" she shouted, her hand connecting with his cheek in a resounding slap. Stunned, He stumbled backward, standing at the edge of the pool. Before he could react, Jeia pushed him with all her strength, sending him crashing into the water with a splash. As he emerged, Jeia stood at the pool's edge, her eyes ablaze with righteous anger and disappointment. "I won't be controlled by you Mr Singhania,i am not some timid harmless girl I am Jeia Parmar so stay in your limits".she declared, warning him,her voice cutting through the night air. Jeia Parmar, 23-year-old medical student with a heart of gold, had not always been this radiant. Her past was shadowed with struggles, but she had emerged like a sunshine and full of warmth. In stark contrast, Vihaan Singhania, 32-year-old successful CEO, had built walls of ice around his heart, reserved only for his family. What happens when opposites collides Her warmth starts to melt his icy exterior, while his strength offers her a safe haven she never knew she needed. When scars become stories and walls turn into bridges, love finds its way." Dive into the story "Bridging Hearts" The story of Vihaan Singhania and her starshine #1 in indianfiction #2 in grumpyxsunshine

Study tips ✨ by jiminxjagiya

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OBLIVIOUS. (way of life - Islamic book) cover

Bᴀʙʏ Tᴡɪᴄᴇ (Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ) cover

BRIDGING HEARTS cover

Study tips ✨ cover

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕒𝕣||HoO cover

Mashooqana ✓ [Multicouple Series #2] cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

Islamic stories cover

The Better Life cover

good luck, babe! || lynn loud

"i don't like her, ok?!" "oh you definitely do" you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling