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Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.

The Princess Of Roohani by zeezee168

As soon as I looked in his eyes I knew that I was in love. It felt like all my burdens just vanished into thin air. My smile was meeting my ears and I had a warm, tingly feeling in the pit of my stomach. ✿✿✿ When the cursed princess falls in love with a djinn (a spirit made of fire) his disappearance leads to her getting sick and a rumour is spread about her death. She is sent to a holy place to be cured by a man famous for curing illnesses that even doctors couldn't cure. ✿✿✿ What happens when she finds a book to control the djinns? Will the king of djinns let his son be with a human ? Read the princess's magical journey of love and pain .. Now if you've read down this far ;) Don't forget to click on the orange button above :) Inspired by "story of 4 dervaish "

The Castle Of Secrets - Avneil 👑💞 by The_feathery_heart

This is my first story in wattpad.😄 Peep in to know more about the story.👀🤗 P.S. Kindly ignore the grammatical errors.😅

𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 by xoxow_rites

𝐍𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐚𝐲: They met in their second year of BBA. She was the quiet, no-nonsense girl who preferred her own company and a Cold coffee. He, on the other hand, was the boy who lit up every room he entered, with a smile so bright it could melt anyone's mood. Somehow, the two opposites became friends. Abhay's cheerful jokes and carefree nature always managed to bring out Naina's hidden smiles, while Naina's sarcastic remarks kept him on his toes. But as they spent more time together, Naina realized that maybe it wasn't just friendship. And Abhay? Well, he'd been falling for her grumpy side all along. Will Naina let down her walls and see what's in front of her, or will she push Abhay away, thinking they're just too different?" 𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

A Cup of Contentment by avian_Muslimah

Poems are an eloquent way of expressing emotions and conveying messages. Each line and verse has a story to tell. Every piece of writing is an insight into the author's mind and experiences. Of all the many things I could have been writing, I chose to write this, and you chose to pick this book up and read it. Alhamdulillah. Allah (سبحانه وتعالى) knew that this book would benefit both you and me. I ask Allah (سبحانه وتعالى) to strengthen us, guide us to the straight path, and keep us steadfast on it - Ameen. This book is full of reminders that give us contentment. Contentment is a big word; to me, it means happiness and satisfaction joined into one word. Happiness is attained when we are satisfied. We are satisfied when we know that Allah (سبحانه وتعالى) is with us, and He (سبحانه وتعالى) provides wealth and food for us, and He (سبحانه وتعالى) is our Sustainer, and Nurturer - our Rabb! As Allah (سبحانه وتعالى) says in the 28th Ayah of Surat-ur-Ra'd: "those who believe and whose hearts find comfort in the remembrance of Allah. Surely in the remembrance of Allah do hearts find comfort," Surely, in the remembrance of Allah (سبحانه وتعالى) hearts find ease, comfort, satisfaction, solace, and tranquillity! We find satisfaction when we remember Allah (سبحانه وتعالى). He (سبحانه وتعالى) is the One, All-Hearing, All-Seeing, All-Knowing, All-Aware, The Owner, The King, The Unique, The Nurturer, The Creator, The Most Merciful, The Most Forgiving. The One Who doesn't need sleep, food, or rest! He (سبحانه وتعالى) is Self-Sufficient! He (سبحانه وتعالى) needs no one! But, we need Him (سبحانه وتعالى). Subhan Allah - and to attain satisfaction, we must learn and most importantly understand the Quran, and His beautiful names and implement them in our lives. I hope the language is simple, the messages are conveyed, and you receive

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

Islamic stories by arsanme

Here are some stories that provide a glimpse of life of the Prophet's ( peace be upon them), sahabas, caliphs, Islamic scholars, stories from the Quran and some hadiths. These stories are not my works but a collection of research from reliable and authentic sources. I pray that this book is of benefit to us and it become a valuable tool to learning Islam. Once Abdallah Ibn Amr( May Allah be pleased with him) narrated that the Prophet( peace be upon him) said: " Convey( my teachings) to people even if it is a single verse..." ~sahih Bukhari. Shukran wa Jazakumu Allahu Kheir.

It Started with a Hijabi's Diary by flower_seeds_

"And they plot and plan, and ALLAH plans and ALLAH is the best of planners" (Al-Quran) "Can you tell me to whom this diary belongs?" The person gave me a bored look and I took a long breath to ease the ache in my lungs. I don't think I've ever ran this much in my life. I gave him a pleading look. "Please?! It's really important!". The person looked at me with a face void of any emotions. "Please!!" I don't think I've ever used this word for anyone except my family. I just ordered and it happened. But it didn't seem to be happening right now. I took a last glance at the person giving him a desperate look, then ran to other people. One clue, Just one!! Alteast a little hint!! I kneeled down on the road, not caring about anything and pleaded to Allah Almighty, keeping the diary close to me as it's the most precious thing in the world, the beads present in its cover poking my chest, "Please Allah! I'm sorry for all the sins I've ever done in my life. Surely, You're the most merciful. Please, find me a way to her. Let me meet her. Oh, Allah! Only You know if I don't go to her, what will happen. Please help me." I looked at the diary, its beads shining in the sunlight, and still keeping it close to my chest, I sat at the pavement looking defeated but I won't lose hope. I would not lose hope!! Then I heard heavy footsteps and then someone placed a hand on my shoulder and I turned only to feel like all the trucks of the world attacked me at once. It can't happen. No, no please no!! NOO!!! ____ It's a tale of motivation, Faith, Iman, Tawaqqul, Taqwa, mystery, twists and true love It's a tale of a diary "It all started with a Hijabi's diary! Now none of us knows how it's going to end" #1 in guiding #6 in Quran #1 in Taqwa #47 in mysteryromance #69 in Islam

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡

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𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 cover

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Wetherfall Academy

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.