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Stories from Quran ✔ by MisbaDar

بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم In the name of Allah the most gracious and the most merciful. Inshaa Allah I will be sharing with you the stories from Quran. (p. s. That you guys already know from the title of the book) To learn more about prophets, read the book Hope you all will get benefitted by it. Mention me in your prayers. Jazakallahu khairan 💖 Ranking: #82. In learning. (24/5/2018) #59 12/4/2018 👑#5 (in Dunya) 10/5/2018 👑 #15 (Jennah) 👑 #3 (in deeds) 29/4/2018 👑 👑 #1 (in deeds) 22/5/2019 👑

A Romantic Vision by TwistedApology

Unlearn the rules of Love. From the writer of The Elahim Brothers, another story with the love of Classic. A new elegant piece illustrated with the heartwrenching quotes from the sorrowful Laraib who lands into an isolated Mansion Sidra-tul-Muhtaha and meets a strange sophisticated village boy; their meeting embarks on a journey to revive The Romantic Age of the 18th century. The ideals of passion bursting into the modern of lives of silent sufferers. Come, if you feel too much, to entangle the sentiments of love and individualism. Unlearn the rules of Love.

Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡ #1 in smart ♡♡ #1 in rich family ♡♡

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Islamic Motivation by FatimaO111

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuhu! May the peace, mercy and blessings of Allah swt be upon you! This is a book filled with random chapters that I pray will benefit you inshaaAllah. If you are looking for motivation to become a better muslimah, to start observing hijab, to stop listening to music, to increase in your righteous deeds - then read of this book that which you need. The title will tell you what that specific chapter is about ☺️ Including: - Events based on true stories - Advice - Ahadith - Ayat al Qur'an ❤️ I pray that this book, with the will of Allah swt, will increase you in imaan!

Just Make Du'aa by nkverse

{Highest rank: 285 in Spiritual} {THA 1st place winner in Spiritual} I won't be anything like my parents. That's what they both said. Dina vowed to be open minded, a listener, someone who loved change. Farouz vowed to be kind, successful, and someone who loved life. Unfortunately family roots aren't so easily removed. And in their fits of distress and anxiety these two find themselves at each other's mercy. He needs her to keep him rooted to his beliefs and she needs him to pull her out of her culture. Without each other they'd be a mess. Yet together, they're a whole different kind of mess.

All About RAMADAN by Slave_of_Ar-Rahman

The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: "There has come to you Ramadaan, a blessed month which Allah has enjoined you to fast, during which the gates of heaven are opened and the gates of Hell are closed, and the rebellious devils are chained up. In it there is a night which is better than a thousand months, and whoever is deprived of its goodness is indeed deprived." (Hadith Narrated by An-Nasaa'i, 2106; Ahmad, Sahih At-Targheeb, 999.) So, in preparation for the month of Ramdan , here is some tips and tricks for the things that we can all do to make the month of Ramadaan work to our advantage In Sha Allah May Allah Ta'la grants us the wisdom, courage and strength to reap the full benefits of this month...Ameen

The Pretty Poison by LifeLustingDreamer

A place in the Huntsdale Circus is nothing but struggle and tears. Pretty Poison, the seventeen year old Poi fire dancer, knows that more than any other. Even so, she could never part with her real-life fantasy. But when a strange woman joins the company, Pretty's life and mind unravel. Deaths and disappearances, horrific nightmares coming to life and a voice only she can hear, Pretty begins to lose hope of the existence she desperately clings to. With symbolic dancing, paranormal horrors, terror and suspense, this book will keep you guessing until the very end... Complete || PG-13 || Horror/Thriller/Paranormal . Trailer: brookieismyname Cover: LifeLustingDreamer Publishing Started: Nov 14, 2012 Copyright © 2013-2014 - All rights reserved.

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

obsessed physco brothers ✅ by _flowerfluff_35

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Stories from Quran ✔

بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم In the name of Allah the most gracious and the most merciful. Inshaa Allah I will be sharing with you the stories from Quran. (p. s. That you guys already know from the title of the book) To learn more about prophets, read the book Hope you all will get benefitted by it. Mention me in your prayers. Jazakallahu khairan 💖 Ranking: #82. In learning. (24/5/2018) #59 12/4/2018 👑#5 (in Dunya) 10/5/2018 👑 #15 (Jennah) 👑 #3 (in deeds) 29/4/2018 👑 👑 #1 (in deeds) 22/5/2019 👑