Uma Kompton: Slaying the Music Industry

He's brought you an epic love story before in his book "Tubbs and Sassy Fran: The Frisky Bits Affair," and now he writes you another in "Uma Kompton: Slaying the Music Industry." Turtle Etnier just knows how to please his readers.

In this extraordinary fan fiction from the gods, Turtle introduces you to a new story with his main character, Uma Kompton. Uma struggles to find herself and begin her singing/modeling career in the small town of Los Angeles. But once she meets Simon, everything she knows is thrown into a loop as she tries to balance her love life with her career. Will she be able to handle the stress of love? And if she can't, what will happen to her relationship with Simon? Will he just be a pussy ass bitch?

"This story was so incredibly inspiring for me to read," Award winning artist Taylor Swift speaks out after reading Turtle's novella. "There are some plot twists and secrets I don't want to reveal, but I will say that this story has definitely inspired some popular hit songs of mine."

"It's an emotional rollercoaster," says Oscar Award winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio. "I cried, to be honest. It really taps into your emotions and makes you feel a connection with the characters in the story!"

Yes, ladies and gentleman, Turtle Etnier has written another award winning story yet again and it's better than ever. So read, vote, and leave some supportive comments. Give Turtle all of your love and support.