(We are the authors)
Lauren: I’m on a boat Muthaf*****s!!!!!!!!!
Amanda: P.S. this story is not about a cruise...
Lauren: Baby you're a song you make me wanna roll my windows down, and cruise!
Amanda: No, but really, this is a One Direction fanfic about two New York girls-
Lauren: Uptown girl!!!! She's been living in her Uptown world. I bet shes never had a backstreet guy!!!! I bet her mama never told her why.....I'm gonna try....
Amanda: As I was saying this is a story about two girls who get the chance of a lifetime to become one of the biggest boybands concert directors. And with this job, you don't know what comes next...
Lauren: Next to meeeee!!! Oh hooo!!! Next to meeee! Oh hoo!!!! You will find him you'll find him next to me!
Amanda: C'mon Lauren! Pull it together, we only get one shot at this description. Can't we just do this one thing?
Lauren: You've got that One Thing! So get out get out get out of my head! and fall into my arms instead!
Amanda: So if our description is throwing you off, then I'm sorry. Keep reading and it wont be like this....
Lauren: This is the Part of me that your never gonna ever take away from me oh!
Amanda: Enjoy the story:)
Lauren: Byeeeeeeeee