Don't Want to be Obamaself
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Please don't read this. It's a terrible parody story that my friends thought would be funny.
NOTE
All characters in this book are fake, even Obama. Aliens invented "Barack Obama" and are operating a human sized robot shaped like the man and leading our country, despite public belief.
And yes, I'm aware that sounds a lot like that Eddie Murphy movie, but it's true!
WAKE UP AMERICA
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