Sacrasm? Nah! it's my first language!
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Just a young girl, with a big mouth, facing the ordinary difficulties that anyone can handle, but her. Excuses become sarcastic, friends become sarcastic, earth becomes sarcastic! Finding love will be hard for a sarcastic little girl, with prom being two months away.
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I look at my figure in my mirror scanning from top to bottom.
"What are you worrying about? your in shape!" My best friends comments from behind me. "Of course I'm in shape! Rounds a shape."
My best friend just glares at me while I smirk. "And besides I've now been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days!"
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