April Fools

April Fools

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Ongoing7m

Last published Tue, Mar 1, 2016

It's April Fool's Day at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger is about to pull the best prank ever... on Draco Malfoy. Hilarity and drama ensues. Hope you enjoy! I do not own HP, sadly.

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