millenium falcock; a skysolo masterpiece
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han is an asshole and wont pay attention to his twink boyfriend luke. what will it take for han to have a little fun. and what happens when chewy steps in to have his own wookie fun?
*this was written on a bus after eating a ton of shit and snorting powdered sugar. this will probably make original star wars fans want to jump out a window, we apologize in adavance*
*this whole story is a joke please do not take it seriously*
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