omg i spendd fiv hurs on dis so no h8 ^_^ if dont liek dun reed. plz vooot plox :) xoxoxoxoxo Just to clarify in case the joke was lost on you, this is a parody! I have nothing against One Direction or their fandom. And... If I don't write this an angry tumblr mob will probably attack me. If you enjoyed this atrocity, let me know so I can make more and disappoint my parents further.