one direction & mehh ^_^;;
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omg i spendd fiv hurs on dis so no h8 ^_^ if dont liek dun reed. plz vooot plox :) xoxoxoxoxo
Just to clarify in case the joke was lost on you, this is a parody! I have nothing against One Direction or their fandom. And... If I don't write this an angry tumblr mob will probably attack me.
If you enjoyed this atrocity, let me know so I can make more and disappoint my parents further.
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