When Pigs Fly (A Ham Fanfiction)
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Last published Fri, Apr 29, 2016
Have you ever wondered what the point of view of a ham could be? Well if you were wondering, you came to the right place. This story is filled with fun adventures between two hams, Petunia and Virginia. So if you love ham or just curious about what hams think when they're alone with a friend, then keep on reading!
MAJOR SPOILER: If you came here to have no fun and not smile at all while you are reading this fanfic, then I suggest you go find another story, may I suggest one about blueberries? They always seem to be feeling blue. I don't know what's up with them? ;)
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