The First Baby

Out of the wild and unknown, came a wail like a bobcat in the woods of a swamp. The tender new mother inquired, "Does he have all his fingers and toes?" The harried young OBGYN muttered a brusque affirmative. "His eyes are squeezed shut. Can he see?" Lights were quickly dimmed so he would open his azure blue eyes. "Oh, I love him so much!" tearfully cried the new mother with joy.