101 Uses of Vaseline, Spam, Jell-O (Die Laughing) - Sharad Gautam - Wattpad

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101 Uses of Vaseline, Spam, Jell-O (Die Laughing)

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101 absurd comedy cute funny girl laughs lmao lol mystery nonsense random troll uses vaseline

We honestly don't exactly know the real purpose of Vaseline, but there is one tube of it in almost every house.

If you're looking for some ideas and don't know what this "doughy thing" serves, this  
is perfect for you.

LOL, Not Really. Just read and enjoy ;-)
#Troll

-) You'll die laughing (-



*Contains explicit language.All Rights Reserved

101 absurd comedy cute funny girl laughs lmao lol mystery nonsense random troll uses vaseline

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