The Worst Jokes
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The best jokes ever maybe?
Some Skydoesstuff jokes? Yes?
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A kiss for good luck {shadowpeach}
And then the world froze, because Wukong was right there next to him, pressing a sloppy kiss to his cheek, and there was a scorching warmth rushing through his veins, and he had definitely left the lights on at home. His poor, poor electricity bill. OR One day the universe woke up and chose violence, and Macaque as its unfortunate victim. Now, everything is going wrong for the poor monkey, but after rain comes the Sun, does it not?Concluida
𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍 | 𝐒𝐔𝐍 𝐖𝐔𝐊𝐎𝐍𝐆.
𝐗𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ━━━━━━━ • -- ٠ ✤ ٠ -- • · ━━━━━━ ❝ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑛．❞ － 𝑆𝑢𝑛 𝑊𝑢𝑘𝑜𝑛𝑔 ━━━━━━━• -- ٠ ✤ ٠ -- ━━━━━━ ：𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑆𝑢𝑛 𝑊𝑢𝑘𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛， 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑢𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑢𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦 ．𝐴 𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑏𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑎𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠．
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
Disclaimer: I don't own pics music or show. Warning, may have triggering topics, please be advised.Concluida
Victim of Love
"Hey, Dan?" "Yes, Mark?" "Did you know that I'm lacking a vitamin?" "Really? Shouldn't we get that checked? Also, which one?" "I'm lacking Vitamin U." "And here I thought it was something serious." "It is serious! I need to recharge, so come into my loving arms!" "I'd rather go into the loving arms of a cannibalistic grizzly bear." "You wound me, Danny." "And I hope it kills you." "Seriously, kid, you're really mean. Why can't you just accept my love?" "Why can't you just accept that I hate you?" Mark chuckles and ruffles my hair. "You're just too cute, Danny." I roll my eyes, biting back a smile. Mark isn't actually a half-bad person. Maybe I should be nicer... "I love how small you are! Just like a tiny little baby!" He exclaims, grinning and pinches my cheeks. Okay, I take that back.Concluida
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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴... © SILKHERO; 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵, 𝘰𝘤 © 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘜𝘐𝘊𝘏𝘐 𝘍𝘜𝘙𝘜𝘋𝘈𝘛𝘌; 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴Concluida
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