Me, Myself, I, and Rose

"Not bad," Malcolm whispered modestly checking out his reflection. "Maybe Rose will notice me now," hope lingered in his voice. "Yeah notice what a pussy you looks like," Joe bellowed in laughter. Shut up Joe!" Malcolm glared into the mirror. "Oye, Shut your filthy mouth you inbreed! I happen to think that the lad looks quite ravishing," Calvin reassured Malcolm. "Thanks Cal," Malcolm smiled sheepishly at the looking glass. "What do you think Derick," Malcolm mumbled looking at the floor. "Hmm," Derick scoffs, "Not a shit sandwich," he finally answers.
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Being a teen is tough as it is with all the raging hormones and the tedious process of figuring out who you are. Well things are three times as hard for poor Malcolm Shire, literally! Malcolm suffers from Dissociation Identity Disorder. Yup, that's right multiple personalities! Oh and this isn't your average MPD, Malcolm has three personalities, two of which are from different time periods. We have Joseph (Joe) a quick tongued, greasy gangster, with an attitude, from the 1950's. Then there's Calvin the well mannered, quirky, posh Englishman, from the 1890's. Last but not least we have Derick, Malcolm's alter ego. Derick is just about the complete opposite of Shy, clumsy, sheepish, Malcolm. He is the cool-headed, smooth operator, bad boy. Malcolm is the school odd ball, always trying to avoid people, he likes to keep to himself.. well selves. That is until Rose Sween comes to town, she instantly becomes the schools new eye candy. All the guys drool over her, especially Malcolm and the fellas. Will Malcolm be able to pull himself together to get the girl or will the year just end with him in pieces?