DIGESTED PROPERLY
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Ongoing9m
Last published Wed, Jun 14, 2017
WE ALL LOVE FOOD. DON'T YOU THINK SO?
But what after that? After our digestive system has DIGESTED our food PROPERLY? Well, I'm not gonna go Biologic on you people. But, oh well, we poop.
You know when you haven't pooped, let's just say, 2 days. And then finally mother nature called and you finally, yes finally pooped. How relieve you must be, aye?
People have their shower thoughts and I have my poop thoughts. That's why I'm gonna share my poop thoughts and idk maybe how it looks like? JUST KIDDING I AIN'T THAT DISGUSTING, GOO. Seriously, I didn't mean that though. Or did I?
I'm gonna let you find out.
THIS IS MY POOP DIARY!
All about me, my goo, and I.
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