Sense of Humor
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"No! No, I'm sorry! I'll tell a better joke, just please! PLEASE!" Amy's pleas for forgiveness fell on deaf ears as The Jester dragged her away by her hair. "That was garbage, and now you have to pay!" And with a hard yank, she was pulled out of the room and it was locked shut once again. Amy's shrill screams could be heard throughout the night along with drills and chainsaws. The worst part of the night was when it got dead silent and all that Lucy could hear were screams echoing inside of her head. "It's all my fault."
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