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(Not Quite) An Autobiography

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"It all started on an otherwise classically dull Thursday evening.
On this useless day in the middle of the week, Henry made a decision.
Four months, eight days and a few hours after June left him, he decided that he'd had enough."

What do you do when you are in your mid-thirties, bored at work and single again? 
With friends and an internet access, you have fun! 
Untill you meet  this one girl... and have even more fun!

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