Eat my shorts.
MR__MITTENS
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MR__MITTENS
Ongoing, First published Mar 04, 2016
boredcrazyshortstoriesweirdwriterwriterwriter12
Short stories that you probably don't wan't to read they're rather terrible  -  However they do go quite well with eggs and a slice of bacon. (??? Why do you put yourself down like this?? Also whats with the bacon?) 

Alright, this is a collection of Eli's stories which me (moolicooki) and my friend (IlovMurphy) have both proof read, and no matter what he claims, HIS STORIES ARE FREAKING AMAZING, so read this book, oh and while you're at it you could you know put a star, and maybe a compliment at the bottom.  
-moolicooki
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