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Agent Badass
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Ongoing, First published Mar 05, 2016
Barbara Lee has a pretty boring life. Straight 'A' student, teacher's pet and captain of the debate team. Everything about her is plain and bland. But one night changes everything, when a masked stranger in a crisp black tuxedo deliberately breaks into her room at 2 o' clock in the morning. Her whole life turns upside down and revolves into a beautiful catastrophe.

Unwillingly, she is dragged into a world involving, guns, unexpected missions, extremely expensive parties, and guys with glasses in a suit and tie. How will Barbara face all of this? With the help of the cranky, arrogant, sexy Agent Badass of course.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story takes place in a fictional town called "Low Island" in America. Any events or names that are similar to real life are highly coincidental.
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