Falling for the Player

Hey you. Yeah you. Would you like to read a story? I bet you do. I say that 75% of you won't read this story, but for those of you that do, you are very smart and are good at picking stories to read. 10% of you that don't read this story will most likely get a cerebral hemorrhage. Yeah thats right! If you don't read my story you will get a stroke! I bet you want to read my story now because you don't want your brain to start bleeding. The other 15% of you will most likely be perverts looking for a sex scene. Yup. I can see the future because I attend Hogwarts. If I haven't made you want to read my story yet you should get a life and learn how to take a joke... But seriously. Read my story.