CREEPYPASTA RANDOMNESS
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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 | 𝐅. 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 [𝟑]
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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓘𝓷 𝓤𝓼 ♡ Aidan Gallagher
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┍━ ━━━━━━━━┑ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ┕━━━━━━━━━┙ ❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. ❞ ⠀⠀⤑ who would've thought that our ⠀⠀⠀ favorite little assassin has ⠀⠀⠀ weakness too? ⠀[𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏] ⠀[𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏] ⠀( five hargreeves x fem!reader ) ⠀𝙏𝙃𝙀⠀𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼⠀𝘼𝘾𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙔 ⠀──────⠀© peachyhxlland ⠀(note: five is maybe ooc here ⠀and too soft for your liking)
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