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Contraindication
[WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST] "Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?" "Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!" I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?" -- 17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time. Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal. That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle. It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her. - Featured on: @TeenFiction 'FunnyBones' reading list: October 6th, 2021 @StoriesUndiscovered 'The Power of Laughter' reading list: June 1st -30th, 2021 -- Since mock websites are becoming more common, unfortunately, I have to give the disclaimer that this story is only being published on Wattpad. If you see it anywhere else let me know so I can warn my followers and also be aware that it could make your device vulnerable to malware. --- Started: August 18th 2020 Completed: April 12th 2021Complete
My New Life
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𝐅 𝐈 𝐕 𝐄 '𝐒 𝐏 𝐄 𝐓 - 𝐹. 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠
𝐹. 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠 M͟a͟t͟u͟r͟e͟ c͟o͟n͟t͟e͟n͟t͟ i͟n͟c͟l͟u͟d͟e͟d͟!̲ - 𝙎𝙞𝙧 𝙍𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝘼𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙀𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣. 𝙎𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙃𝙖𝙙 𝙀𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨. 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩, 𝙊𝙧 𝙎𝙤 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩. 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙏𝙤 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙏𝙤 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙀𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙏𝙤 𝙀𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙄𝙣 𝘼 𝙈𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙖. 𝙊𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠, 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙀𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝘼𝙬𝙤𝙠𝙚. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙎𝙚𝙚𝙢 𝙏𝙤 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙀𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙊𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙄𝙩 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙏𝙤 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 . - "𝗜 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗱 (𝗬/𝗻), 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻," - Season 1- Season 4: ✅ Please don't copy my original dialogue.Complete![𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 | 𝐅. 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 [𝟑]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/262883874-256-k176529.jpg)
𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 | 𝐅. 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 [𝟑]
┍━━━━━━━━━┑ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ┕━━━━━━━━━┙ ❝ 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. ❞ ⠀⠀⤑ no matter what timeline you're in, ⠀⠀⠀ or how many times the world ends, ⠀⠀⠀ he will love you unconditionally. ⠀[𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟑] ⠀[𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑] ⠀( five hargreeves x fem!reader ) ⠀𝙏𝙃𝙀⠀𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼⠀𝘼𝘾𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙔 ⠀──────⠀© peachyhxlland ⠀(note: five is maybe ooc here ⠀and too soft for your liking)Complete
You Are My Shield | Five Hargreeves X Reader | Book 1
˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 || A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability. A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world. A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end? 1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lolComplete
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💜💜💜 ᖇᑌᑎᑎIᑎG TᕼᖇOᑌGᕼ Tᕼᕮ ᑭᗩᖇKIᑎG ᒪOT ᕼᕮ ᑕᕼᗩᔕᕮᗪ ᗰᕮ ᗩᑎᗪ ᕼᕮ ᗯOᑌᒪᗪᑎ'T ᔕTOᑭ TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT, TᗩG, TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT Gᖇᗩᗷᗷᕮᗪ ᗰY ᕼᗩᑎᗪ, ᑭᑌᔕᕼᕮᗪ ᗰᕮ ᗪOᗯᑎ TOOK Tᕼᕮ ᗯOᖇᗪᔕ ᖇIGᕼT OᑌT ᗰY ᗰOᑌTᕼ TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT, TᗩG, TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT ᑕᗩᑎ ᗩᑎYᗷOᗪY ᕼᕮᗩᖇ ᗰᕮ? I'ᗰ ᕼIᗪᗪᕮᑎ ᑌᑎᗪᕮᖇ GᖇOᑌᑎᗪ ᑕᗩᑎ ᗩᑎYᗷOᗪY ᕼᕮᗩᖇ ᗰᕮ? ᗩᗰ I TᗩᒪKIᑎG TO ᗰYᔕᕮᒪᖴ? ᔕᗩYIᑎG, "TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT, TᗩG, TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT" ᕼᕮ'ᔕ ᔕᗩYIᑎG, "TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT, TᗩG, TᗩG, YOᑌ'ᖇᕮ IT" 💜💜💜Complete
"Don't fantasize child, you are number 8 for one sole purpose, you will always remain number 8, end of story" sir Reginald Hargreeves is a man that always learns from his mistakes, that's why he decided to adopt a completely new set of kids for the Sparrow Academy, 7 new kids and one precaution. You. Because he did not forget those words in 1963: "One of us is dead." inputs: - the story starts from the 3rd season - the original plot is followed almost in a religious way - slow burn - updates almost every day - i'm open to any critic as far as it's done respectfully - long story - no smut only fluff [started] August 2nd 2022 [ended] August 16th 2022 Attention: The characters of umbrella academy do not belong to me just like the plot of the series, on the other hand this story has parts created by me and a OC character that technically is you. Please enjoy. Highest placings: #1 in klaushargreeves (19th August 2022) #6 in fivehargreeves (8th of August 2022) #4 in benhargreeves (19th of August 2022) #1 in season3 (19th August 2022) #1 alphonsohargreeves (10th august 2022) #1 christopherhargreeves (10th august 2022) #2 sloanehargreeves (19th august 2022) #1 umbrella (11th november 2022)
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