Garfield: A tale of Lasagna
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Complete Thu, Jun 9, 2016<5 mins
He. ate. the. lasagna. when. nobody. else. did.
I'm sorry Mum and Jim Davis.
This two-part story only exists for when you need something to kill time with or when you're taking a long shit. but then again it is two parts so, uh, make sure to read it nice and slow if you're taking a long shit.
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