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NHL Jokes!

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Stolen Passion by inlovewithmilfsx

Elizabeth Olsen, one of the new professors at the highschool. She's a beautiful and intelligent woman in her mid thirties. She's a strict and cold woman in class. Isabel Reyes, one of the popular girls in school. Confident and with a curious mind, outgoing and never one to back away from a challenge. Teacher x student 18 years difference WLW

FURY'S LEGACY | Xaden Riorson ! by rinaswriting13

In the hallowed halls of Basgiath War College, where dragon riders are forged, a new cadet emerges: Seraphina Draven. With a fiery temper and unparalleled combat skills, Seraphina is determined to carve her own path, even as whispers of her parents' roles in the Tyrrish Rebellion echo through the corridors. As a first-year student alongside Violet Sorrengail, Seraphina must navigate the treacherous dynamics of the college, all while concealing her deep connection to Xaden Riorson, the enigmatic leader of the marked ones. Bound by a shared past and a love that defies the scars of their lineage, Seraphina and Xaden face challenges that threaten not only their bond but the very fabric of their world. --- NEW CHAPTERS out every friday, sunday and saturday! STARTED - 24.1.2025. fourth wing (act one) finished -16.3.2025 iron flame (act two) - ongoing onyx storm (act three) - NOT STARTED FINISHED -

Witch Hunt: Reincarnated as Petunia Evans by LittleEmberLou

Petunia falls and gets some sense knocked into her. Now armed with the memories of her last life she tackles this one with new gusto. Just one problem, she's read so many fanfictions that she can't quite remember what's cannon and what isn't. Sure she knows the basics but that's about it. All well, she'll figure it out. First things first, time to make some money by selling stories! What do you mean she can't, she'd only eleven? Na, she was in university last life. Nothing like sending your work in under a pen name... or three... Surely no body will find out she's the author of not one, not two, but three successful romance series. Surely... *Smirks* We now have a discord!! https://discord.gg/hJ4NjRZrXv Loosely inspired by the anime 'My Next Life As a Villainess' Petunia x Severus Lily x Remus

The Brink of Minds | Tim Bradford by writer_daydreamerr

❝'Cause the way you're looking at me right now makes me wonder where you want me.❞ stolen glances, hushed whispers, teasing breaths, lingering touches. 𝘖𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. ─ tim bradford x fem!oc ─ the rookie; s1 ~ s6 ─ SLOW-burn, flirting, ANGST, some spice ─ frequent updates!! ⊱ ──────── ➤ ──────── ⊰

In DxD with Sign-In System! by Dragon155913

Transmigrated into DxD World-Kuoh Town, Hibari Kyoya. an average student, spent 18 agonizing years in the world fully aware of the dangers, knowing he is utterly powerless in a world of gods and monsters, Until... [Ding! Sign-In System loading... 20%... 50%... 80%... 100%.] Destiny, it seems.. has a cruel sense of humor. A [Sign-In System], long overdue, finally bursts to life within him, offering a chance at survival, a chance at power... [Ding! Congratulations! You have received the Rainbow-Grade Gift Bag!] ... He then started completing System's tasks, accumulating even greater rewards. [Ding! Task completed. Reward: Perfect Rumble-Rumble Fruit (Weakness to water Removed).] [Ding! Task completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Flying Thunder God Technique!]

Second || Robby Keene by ilikemyselffalot

"You do know how to eat a burger, right?" Summer rolled her eyes, looking up at him with feigned exasperation. "Of course I do," she retorted, then lowered her voice as she leaned in, her expression shifting to one of genuine concern. "Do you think they have a fork and knife? So I can, you know... cut it?" Robby Keene x fem!oc cobra kai season 3-6

Wrong Number~ Charles Leclerc by Chris_P_Bacon12

When an archeology student accidently gets added in a groupchat full of f1 drivers. Or When Charles Leclerc falls for the stranger in the groupchat social media & irl (Updates every day or every other day)

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑 | 𝐃.𝐄. by kaiwrotethat

"I made the decision to cheat on my wife because I liked the way you made me feel vulnerable and comfortable enough to open up to you the night before it happened. I ain't never did shit like that before and that's what made it easy for me to choose to risk everything I got for you." "That shit probably not a big deal to you but a nigga like me ain't never opened up to nobody but my best friend-and still..that's rare. I hate even talking about her with you but I don't even feel comfortable talking to Ariana about my feelings 'cause I know she gon' judge me. You don't make me feel like that."

Slytherin Boys Imagines by povsbyliz

Imagines and Oneshots from the Harry Potter Universe ✧₊⁺ Draco Malfoy, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Pansy Parkinson, Tom Riddle. The story features AI generated images (created by me). Take a real look into the world of Hogwarts while falling in love with the Slytherin Boys! 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘑.𝘒. 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘗𝘪𝘹𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 Gaetanob1992.

Francesca. by bridalshowers

Heaven is not fit to house a love Like you and I. Tommy Shelby / oc. Peaky Blinders. 2025 © bridalshowers cover by @freaklowden

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Stolen Passion cover

FURY'S LEGACY | Xaden Riorson ! cover

Witch Hunt: Reincarnated as Petunia Evans cover

The Brink of Minds | Tim Bradford cover

In DxD with Sign-In System! cover

Second || Robby Keene cover

Wrong Number~ Charles Leclerc cover

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑 | 𝐃.𝐄. cover

Slytherin Boys Imagines cover

Francesca. cover

Stolen Passion

Elizabeth Olsen, one of the new professors at the highschool. She's a beautiful and intelligent woman in her mid thirties. She's a strict and cold woman in class. Isabel Reyes, one of the popular girls in school. Confident and with a curious mind, outgoing and never one to back away from a challenge. Teacher x student 18 years difference WLW