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Funny Jokes
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Lopende, voor het eerst gepubliceerd mrt. 06, 2016
These are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard...

200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.
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