How to be a Robber
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Okay so let me just start off by saying this, THIS STORY THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS MY RULE BOOK IN LIFE, or at least it WAS my rule book in life; but if you want to be more fancy about it you may also call it my Ten Commandments or my Declaration. To be more specific these are my rules on how to be a robber, and I am willing to share them with you if you are willing to give me your pin number and bank account information and email them to me at [fundme@gmail.com].
Now if you were considerate enough to understand that the above information was a way of scamming someone then this might be the right book for you. All I ask in return is that you read the whole thing and follow the rules. Now that we have gone over the basics, let us begin:
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