Husband And Wife
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Mar 6, 2016
Wife:
How much do you love me
Husband:
l love you so much, l can't measure.
Wife:
No just tell me.
Husband:
Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.
Wife:
Waow! dats so romantic.
Husband:
(saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........
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