Killer Comebacks for Insults
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Last published Sun, Mar 6, 2016
Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks!
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