Rant Book | Saltiness Ahead | HNTSIEL
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Last published Tue, Apr 26, 2016
I'll be ranting about the most retardest things that will make sense sooner or later in here because that's what I'm destined to do . From anime to fangirls to whatever. BUT read at your OWN risk. it's a trashcan for all my saltiness
this rant book also serves another purpose as a guide on "How NOT To Suck in Everyday Life"
If you're a sensitive whale that hates criticism, gets easily offended or is extremely emotional, whines about dumb shit in comments and starts unless shit , You gotta be like Team Rocket and BLAST OFF AGAIN
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