Humor Me
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Adeline is oblivious to the world around her. She knows it's there but she doesn't acknowledge it, but it's not by choice, it's just something she can't help.
This all changes one fatal day when she decides to pay attention for once, and upon doing so she manages to find something that gets her attention. She doesn't understand and she's confused about what's happening, but all she knows is that she wants to understand.
She's found a gleam of light in her world of darkness, so she decides to humor herself in attempts to hold on to what she usually deems as a lost cause.
But the question is, how long can the humoring last?
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