The Haunting (based on REAL EVENTS)

Under the guidance of Satan, aka the Emo Lord Pete Wentz, rookie demon George Ryan Ross II embarks on a risky mission to eliminate this worlds greatest horror:
Almond milk.
Will a world full of butthole-approved tiddy milk be worth the risks he has to make? The innocent teens he has to haunt? The friendships he has to ruin?

BASED ON REAL LIFE EVENTS (SERIOUSLY)

WARNING: super spoopy.

P.S: I actually love almond milk so yeah remember I mean no offence to all you wonderful almond milk drinkers and vegans out there :-)