Odd Rants of Literal Garbage
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Last published Fri, Aug 12, 2016
✿As clumsy as Phil Lester, as salty as Pearl✿
Here you'll find bad puns, rants, opinions, and fangirl moments all wrapped up in a cringe-worthy book.
[Rants&Bants book 1]
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