H Universe!!! (The Randomness Starts...NOW!!!)
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Mel: *grins* HI there reader!!! Are your reader for an awesome adventure?!/ random things?!?! You are?! Then let's go and hop on in! Don't be afraid cauze were going to make you laugh!! (As much as I can since I don't have any humor)
Candy: Let's go Mel! Who are you talking to?
Mel: No one~! Come on let's get going! I want nice cream!
Candy: *giggles* Let's gooo~!!
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