Warrior Spoofs

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Want to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"All Rights Reserved

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WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''LOL''. ~-~-~-~* Join the ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan and ShadowClan cats as they do the randomnest of things from: Gangnam Style dancing, breaking dancing and many more random things! Also find out how Hollyleaf became in love with sharpies and how SharpieClan was discovered... and uh... many more, again. x3 I hope you enjoy it. May StarClan guide you throughout this book! ^.^ *~-~-~-~ *** All spoofs in this book were written by me so you won't read the same spoofs for a thousand moons. Please do not steal them as I spent a lot of time working on them. StarClan thanks you a lot. ***

This is an AU. All credit for this story idea goes to @SunorSunfire ~~❤︎~~ In this reality, Tigerclaw kills Bluestar in Forest of Secrets. Instead of killing Fireheart immediately, Tigerstar decides to do something much, much crueler. He takes Cloudpaw hostage and threatens to kill him if Fireheart doesn't do what Tigerstar says. The corrupt leader makes Fireheart into an apprentice again and appoints himself as his mentor. Can Firepaw withstand the brutal challenges of daily training with Tigerstar, or will he give in and let his kin be killed? ~~❤︎~~ ⚠️ WARNING: THIS BOOK INCLUDES VIOLENT THEMES SUCH AS BLOOD AND GORE, DEATH, MURDER, MENTAL INSANITY, HOPELESSNESS, AND FEAR. PLEASE TURN AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH THESE THEMES. ⚠️ ~~❤︎~~ Most of the characters in this story will be cannon, but there were only nine warriors in the cannon book reference I used for ThunderClan so I will be adding some OCs. ~~❤︎~~ Past Rankings: #1 in "warriorcats" #1 in "Fireheart" #3 in "Firepaw" ~~❤︎~~ Started: 10/13/20 Finished: 12/2/20

WELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, including his best friends, Brambleclaw and Ashfur AKA Team F.A.B. on their journey to annoy Yellowfang after what happen just --- Brambleclaw: YOU HAVE NO ESCAPE FOR HURTING MY LEADER. Yellowfang: *moves the other way but was block by Ashfur* AH! HELP ME! Ashfur: NEVER! Now... Sorry for the interruption made by those cats... This is just a humor book :D

Warriors #4: Darkness Awakens by warriorcatlover345

ThunderClan has lived moons in peace. The water is plentiful and the cats are strong. But, with the Dark Forest drawing closer and tragedies emerging, things are starting to go downhill. It all begins with Swiftkit. He is born as an innocent newcomer to the clan. He is strong and independent, but his morals quickly change when he is visited by the most hated cat in all of the Clans. ***DISCLAIMER*** The time gap between Chapter 7 and Chapter 8 is literally a YEAR, so, I must warn you that the cleanliness of Chapter 8 and onwards completely emulates the first seven chapters of this book. I certainly don't think that they are BAD, but I am definitely going to fix them up once I've got more time (just some little grammar tweaks, updating plot points, and fixing some dialogue). So, just keep that in mind when you read this. I hope you still enjoy! And also, just to respect Wattpad's guidelines, I will say, that as a Warriors book, there is the mildest of mild violence! *Cover image is official Warrior Cats art

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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN by CrazystarThunderClan

Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stupid kitttypets burn pizzas and refuse to watch shows like WIPEOUT. Where cats cry when they find out that they are out of cheddar cheese. And where fantasy becomes reality. Well, get ready to laugh because its time to start reading!

Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack! by FrostFireWarriorCat

A group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff. Not that this book isn't epic. But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Taco Bell, Starclan TV, Crazystar, OR GIANT COOKIE INVASIONS OF THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL? *Cough* No. No, it would not. Welcome to our world of random! May starclan light your path. -FrostFire *FINISHED*

𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 // firestar x f!reader x tigerstar by asteroidist

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the original characters, storyline or concepts from this story! All credit goes to Erin Hunter and their 'Warriors' novel series! ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ˊˎ- You have been forced to flee your home and kin in the twoleg streets. Lost, weak and hungry, you stumble upon the territories of the warrior cats' clans. You've arrived just on time, in the midst of rising tensions between the three clans, TigerClan, ThunderClan and WindClan. Two leaders will step aside to assist you. However, they see you as much more than an outsider. Little do you know that you have caught their eye and heart. In the end, only one leader can have you. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ˊˎ- Highest former ranks: #1 in #riverclan #1 in #thunderclan #1 in shadowclan #1 in #pls #1 in #halpme #1 in #lionclan #1 in #tigerclan #1 in #firestarxreader #1 in #firestar #3 in warriorcat #4 in warriorcats

Out of her insanity Bluestar has injured and exiled Fireheart. Furious Sandstorm left with him and now want nothing to do with the forest clans and decide to leave. Along the way new cats will join their group and hardships shall be faced. What will happen now that the forest has lost it's fire? Warriors AU. (Fanfic AU from my FanFiction account, AriaSnow. STORY IS VERY OLD) (WARNING: Rated M for mature themes such as romantic and violence.)

Warrior Cat Randomness

WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''LOL''. ~-~-~-~* Join the ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan and ShadowClan cats as they do the randomnest of things from: Gangnam Style dancing, breaking dancing and many more random things! Also find out how Hollyleaf became in love with sharpies and how SharpieClan was discovered... and uh... many more, again. x3 I hope you enjoy it. May StarClan guide you throughout this book! ^.^ ~-~-~-~ All spoofs in this book were written by me so you won't read the same spoofs for a thousand moons. Please do not steal them as I spent a lot of time working on them. StarClan thanks you a lot. *

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