Split Soul

When some demon thing attacks you in an alleyway when you're trying to get to a party, the first thing you think is "OH NO AM I GOING TO DIE IS THIS IT?!?!?!?!" When some demon thing attacks me in an alleyway when I'm trying to get to a party, the first thing I think is "Oh, come on, you're going to make me late." That's what my other half does, at least. Because I've got a fractured personality that isn't a disorder. Wrap your head around that! Anyway, when you fight demons just because they annoy you, doing crazy, acrobatic pirouettes aren't that impressive. Neither is jumping from a building to kill a particularly resilient one. Neither is breaking your foot because you tried to kick one in the head. Hey, it was a freaking worm, okay?! Cut me some slack. And my other half some slack, because he's stupid.