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It's Not Ogre Yet

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Kylie More has fallen for Shrek, but he doesn't love her back. So, she forms a plan to win his green, swamp smelling self back. 
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for entertainment purposes. Please don't get offended by this, it's only a joke, like my existence :)
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The Guardian of Mortality [A DreamWorks Fanfic] by Expecto_fandom89

[Various x fem! reader] The mortals are in danger. They always are. And the Man in the Moon has endured enough ages living concealed in the moon. So he hatches a plan. His daughter, his only child, shall be sent to the mortal world to live as an immortal guardian, a primordial spirit. And so, on the eve of her eighteenth birthday, her father sends her to the mortal world where she will live among the mortals for the rest of her life. I do not own any of the movies/stories used in this story. I do not own DreamWorks, all rights belong to the original creators. I do not own any of the images or videos used in this story, all rights belong to the original creators.

A Terrific Surprise (Lord Farquaad x Y/n) by sophieeebullock

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

Shrek 2 (OC Insert) by Silcat682

Join Shrek in his journey to Far Far Away Kingdom where he gets to meet Fiona's parents for the first time. As Shrek tries to get along with Fiona's family, Lillo finds love of his own and struggles to keep his identity a secret. How will this end? Who did Lillo fall in love with? Will Shrek be able to get along with Fiona's parents? I don't own this movie, it all belongs to DreamWorks Animation.

Happily Ever After? by Maplehawk

Ever wondered what would of happened if Shrek and Donkey never saved Princess Fiona from the dragons keep? What would of happened if lord Farquaard never existed? What would of happened if Prince Charming saved Fiona instead? Would he be evil like his mother? Or smitten for the princess? Will she be happy to finally find her true love and be free? Open this book to find out what that would of been like if all that came true.

Chemically Irreversible by youknowwho_____

HIGHEST RANKING #47 in HUMOR as on 12-11-2016 UNDERGOING HEAVY EDITING. GETS UPDATED REGULARLY. SUPPORT IS WELCOME. COVER BY @AliasRain XXXXX "What will you do if the world was on fire?", I ask. I'll probably blame God for setting the world on fire in the first place. I don't understand why God does such things to good people even when they worship him with all their heart. "I'll take a marshmallow, sit back and roast it. Why not die while enjoying the sugary heaven instead of blaming God for my loss." Kris replied. XXXXX Christiana Hall and Kris Watson. Two very different souls but very similar, all at the same time. Both share the same love for Chemistry and are misunderstood. Both are hard core science junkies, stubborn and competitive. Call them nerds or geeks, whatever floats your boat. Christiana is too good with computers and doesn't believe in love. She knows better than to fall for sheer stupid vulnerability. Her beliefs are based on what the future might hold for her and not based on some terrible past. But what she doesn't know is that someone who can change the way she thinks might cross her path. Kris, considered to be a stereotypical reserved boy, only puts up a facade of one. In reality, he is too nice for his own good. He is chased by one girl in particular a lot and the boys call him 'The Freak'. He is bad with computers and believes in love. His only love has been chemistry before it comes to him in the disguise of a cynical girl. Christiana and Kris have a rocky journey of pranks, friendship and chemistry along with a few punches thrown here and there ahead of them that leads to the discovery of an irreversible reaction. It's going to be legen...Waitforit...dary! 'Watch this break all stereotypes.'

Oi get out meh swamp by imposterisus

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Shrek JDD Version by jurassicdinodrew

This here is my version of Shrek's story with my OC cast added into the mix, I hope you'll all like this. Story rating: PG

The Adventure Kids go to Far Far Away by AdventureGirl5

The Akids and Shrek are back together again! Shortly after Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon, they're invited to meet the in-laws in Far, Far, Away. The only problem is, Fiona's parents didn't expect their daughter's husband to be a 700-pound ogre. Along the way, running into old friends and making new enemies, The Akids, Shrek, Donkey and the whole gang now must go on a whirlwind adventure to figure out, can ogres really live happily ever after? NOTES: I OBVIOUSLY DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT MY OC'S. Please NO Negative comments. As always, feel free to comment and review, I love hearing from my viewers. Your votes and comments are what keep me going (That really helps me a lot) :)

I Hate You by ifonlytheywerereal24

"I hate you, Matthew Green." I whispered above his lips. "I know." He smiled, leaning in once more for a kiss. ____________________________________________ Stella O'brien was your basic girl. She wasn't popular, but she wasn't unknown. Her whole life, she has hated Matthew Green, the most popular boy who had made her school years hell. He was the school's heartbreaker, going from girl to girl, not giving a shit about what happened next. Her main goal in life was to avoid him. But everything changed when Matthew needed a little help.

Looks Matter by 2face_

Popular disfigured teen Toby has been rejected by over 50 girls for a simple reason: they can't get past the way he looks. Fed up with being rejected, Toby gives up on finding love until one of his classmate's idea gives him hope to find someone who will see past his scars. Warning: This book is for the uggo's, The ugly but funny friend and the Shreks. The story will make you cry, the characters will make you laugh, and the music will make you sing. The book deals with self-worth and disfigurement in an entertaining, yet very realistic way. It is not just an ordinary love story, but a tale of someone learning to love themselves, who they are and how much they are worth. Disclaimer: The story was inspired by my own accident that caused me to be disfigured and look like a damn snack. Everything is pure fiction. Any resemblance to other books/ real life is purely coincidental I'm not a psychic. Maturity Level: PG-13. No explicit sexual content or explicit Language [word count: 50,000-60,000 words]

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The Guardian of Mortality [A DreamWorks Fanfic]

[Various x fem! reader] The mortals are in danger. They always are. And the Man in the Moon has endured enough ages living concealed in the moon. So he hatches a plan. His daughter, his only child, shall be sent to the mortal world to live as an immortal guardian, a primordial spirit. And so, on the eve of her eighteenth birthday, her father sends her to the mortal world where she will live among the mortals for the rest of her life. I do not own any of the movies/stories used in this story. I do not own DreamWorks, all rights belong to the original creators. I do not own any of the images or videos used in this story, all rights belong to the original creators.