Ever wonder how people came to dying in a dumb way? Well you are about to meet Allan, Alvin, Angie, Bryce, Cooper, Dean, Elijah, Greg, Hayley, Josephine, Justin, Jye, Louise, Maddie, Matt, Max, Riley, Sarah, Taylor, William and Zoe. They all have a story of how they came to their dumb deaths. Who would thought there was so many dumb ways to die?
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This is a parody of the Metro Ad 'Dumb Ways To Die'. It is simply a short story for a bit of fun. Chapters won't even be a page long.
WARNING: This could contain my weird sense of humour. If this could offend you, I ask that you reconsider reading my work. Thank you and enjoy.
"You are mine," He murmured across my skin. He inhaled my scent deeply and kissed the mark he gave me. I shuddered as he lightly nipped it. "Danny, you are mine and only mine, you understand?"
Daniella Saunders had a pretty rough life. After being heartbroken and betrayed by both her father and her boyfriend, Danny moves to a small town to find the comfort of her mother. Everything is not what it seems and soon, Danny finds herself in the middle of a world she didn't even knew existed outside of fiction novels and movies. Not only does the town seem bizarre, but her senses heighten, her temper is out of control, and her hunger amplify. Throw in an arrogant, selfish, sexy, possessive player who didn't even want her in the first place, her life just seamlessly attract madness. Especially with those creepy threats coming from a "Silver Bullet", she can't keep still.