Dumb Ways To Die
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Ever wonder how people came to dying in a dumb way? Well you are about to meet Allan, Alvin, Angie, Bryce, Cooper, Dean, Elijah, Greg, Hayley, Josephine, Justin, Jye, Louise, Maddie, Matt, Max, Riley, Sarah, Taylor, William and Zoe. They all have a story of how they came to their dumb deaths. Who would thought there was so many dumb ways to die?
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This is a parody of the Metro Ad 'Dumb Ways To Die'. It is simply a short story for a bit of fun. Chapters won't even be a page long.
WARNING: This could contain my weird sense of humour. If this could offend you, I ask that you reconsider reading my work. Thank you and enjoy.
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