Human-ish

Do you like sassy, mutant orphans and/or ham & cheese sandwiches? Romance in the time of radioactivity? Maybe the only thing that caught your attention was the picture really cute fish that really have nothing to do with this story--unless you pretend they're a bunch of kids who have, tragically, evolved into sealife--and that's okay. Because whether or not this is the story you've spent your life searching for or you're just hiding from you boatload of responsibilities like the rest of us, well, I'd say this is a pretty good place to hide. Trust me. They'll never find you here.