Have Faith: Life and Times of a Glorious Asshole
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  • Time 4h 3m
Complete, First published Mar 09, 2016
Screw the cliche stories about heroes and villains. Here's a story narrated by someone else. A smartass. The Anti-Hero. 

Rude, selfish, and arrogant, Ace Johanna Araya isn't your typical hero. 
Optimistic, wisecracking, and friendly, she isn't your typical villain, either.

After loosing herself in a life of crime; Ace makes the mistake of breaking into the wrong house and ends up under the same roof as a bunch of virtuous Do-Gooders who hunt the supernatural. 
Of course, she thinks she's just using them for a free place to stay. Little does she know, they're about to get her involved in a lot more than she bargained for. 

Of course, every story needs its villains, so, two seductively sassy vampires and a sadistic, ageless entity of evil who promises to end life as we know it (no surprise there) come into the mix. 
Ace will find herself struggling to determine where exactly the line between Good and Evil lies, all the while spewing random innuendos, cracking terrible jokes, and making pop culture references. This is going to be a mess.




Inspired by things such as:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Supernatural, John Dies at the End, Constantine, Odd Thomas, Mean Girls, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Deadpool

WARNING: The Narrator in this book (Ace) is an egotistical, insensitive, and selfish person.  Even the more serious parts will have some comedic input from her and she can tend to be a bit abrasive or offensive.  This is, after all, an anti-hero's point of view.

This book contains characters of different ethnic backgrounds, races, and sexual orientations. A few will have mental and/or social disorders. So, keep an open mind.
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