The Diary of the Depressed

5 Things you should know about me:
1)I am not depressed, I just have a happiness deficiency.
2)My name is XXX (because if any idiot finds this diary, i don't want it traced back to me.
3)I hate almost everything.
4) My counsellor forced me to write a diary - she said something about it aiding my therapy, whatever.
5) And finally I'm DEFINITELY not depressed.