Stuck in a Zombie Apocalypse... With Him!

It had to happen to me. No, it seriously had to happen to me, didn't it?! The zombies are one thing, but him? Oh my god! I'd rather throw myself out into the zombies, and have them devour me,rather than team up with him. Or worse, fall for him. But thats impossible, I'd never fall for a douche bag like that. Besides, I have better things to do, like surviving in a world full of flesh eating freaks! I'll never fall for him... will I?