Caboose

Well this story is about me... I'm known as Caboose. *eats cookie* My full name is well... Lets just leave it at Caboose for the time being. Now I may not be the smartest person...or very sane some of the time... but I can tell you...I got one hell of a story for you. Welp...let's see where do we start, Oh right ok, *clears throat*