Tea Time (Homestuck)

Ok so I'm doing this differently, getting the credits out of the way and then I'm going to explain this weird story.
All of these characters belong to Andrew Hussie, the creator of Homestuck
If anyone can tell me who made the image for the cover I will credit them here:
Plot belongs to me
Warnings: Cursing, Fluff, Gays
OK SO, this story is just about Rose having a tea party with most of my ships... and moral ships.
Basically in my fiction writing class we had to write based off of "You can have any three characters at a tea party, PLAN IT AND WRITE IT". Now I could have wrote that as a self insert thing here, but instead it inspired it to write this... and each paragraph or so changes the story's focus, so it's kinda all over the place,sorry in advance... uh yeah so the ships included are:
DirkJake, KanayaRose, SolluxAradia, JadeDave, KarkatTerezi, and NepetaEquius.
Which are red and which are pale? Read on I guess if you want...
Enjoy!