![Glittery Usage [a Phate Fanfic]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/65532661-256-kbda1c7.jpg)
Glittery Usage [a Phate Fanfic]
- Reads 32
- Votes 2
- Parts 1
MatureOngoing5m
Last published Fri, Mar 11, 2016
The greatest witch of all time (self proclaimed) needed to summon a tampon. No one knows why seeing as the witch is a guy. Meh. At least its a pink, glittery one and looks faboulousssss.
The witch and tampon go on advntures and make new friends and everything is good and dandy, except the tampon needs to be used...
Ton of cursing ahead, yo. Better be prepared, yo.
AND NOW PRESENTING THE MOST CRACKIEST FIC IVE EVER WRITTEN BASED ON PHATE. DONT KILL ME BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO OUT OF CHARACTER.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
ℎ𝑒𝑟 | 𝑚𝑖𝑘𝑎𝑠𝑎
you finally get a chance to be alone with your crush. and well... things escalate from there. ________ • mikasa ackerman x fem reader! • *THIS STORY CONTAINS SMUT!!* • all characters are 18+ !! everyone in this story is in collage/uni ----- #8- mikasa #9 - shingeki #9 snkxreader #12- mikasaxreader #16- snkfanfiction #40- aotfanfic #76- wlw #81- snk #871- xreader (these are not all current!!)Complete
Short Stories Yandere, Oc, And More
This is a book that is going to be filled with short stories that can range from being a one shot to a whole lot longer. I'm using this as a chance to practice my writing skills so that's something. Some things can be edgy, suicidal, lemon, fluff it will be completely random so beware. Also I might accept requestsComplete
Saved by a demon (Darkiplier x reader)
Yes I'm cringe. One day I got bored. So yeah. Darkiplier x reader NO SMUT ONLY FLUFF YN will be used blah blah blah you know the drillComplete
Road Trip With Mr. Annoying (In Editing )
I glared at Tony and held out my hand. "Give me my tampons" I hissed through gritted teeth. Tony smirked and held the package high above his head. "Come and get them then" he replied, that stupid smirk growing. With a sly smile I brought my leg back and kicked him where the sun don't shine. He fell to the ground with a loud groan and released the tampons to nurse himself. I grabbed the box of tampons. "SUCKER!!" I shouted over my shoulder as I ran into the gas station. Ignoring everybody's stares. What happens if you come home from a year in Italy to find your best friend has disappeared? You find out where she went and go after her, vowing to knock some sense into her noggen when you find her. Now, say your best friend has an very annoying, immature older brother is persistent on coming along... What do you do? DON'T LET HIM COME!! He'll just cause unwanted trouble. In Mandy Preston's case, she doesn't get to choose whether or not her best friend's older brother gets to come. He's coming and that's final. Follow Mandy's humourous road trip across the country, filled with Car explosions, Paedophiles, a hitch-hiking raccoon and a deer who has a black belt in karate, with Mr. Annoying! *COMPLETE*Complete
You Are My Sunshine
AU Truman show style. Not sure this has been done before, but I'm doing it! Basically Dan's entire life is a TV show but he doesn't know it, and everything is controlled, he's getting ready to marry a girl who he feels like he's supposed to be with, when the florist he meets with for their wedding throws everything awry. aka the fic where Phil is LITERALLY a ray of sunshine... ok well not literally. but as close as you can get. *Note for all of you, internet doesn't exist within this show, as to control Dan's knowledge of the world, so Dan doesn't even know of the internet.*Complete
Colifer || The story of true love
This is my first fanfic so please forgive me if it's not that good. It's about colifer obviously Ava and Buckley are part of this story as well. I hope you like it❤️Complete
bob Velseb x reader (one shots)
this is a one shot book of Bob x reader it will mostly be feminine sorry for my masc reader idk why I just right a lot in feminine type shit yk anyways this story will contain . fluff . smut . cussing . gore . cannibalism . angst I will take request also I suck at writing smuts so don't come for me if it's absolutely shit 😅Complete
The Odd Trio (Boy x Fem Reader)
The main character for this story will be a mythical species known as a synx. Your most used form being a more human like body but with the tail and ears poking out (yes like a cat girl ik its cringe) but your main beastly form being the full package of a synx. I thought the Synx species would be cool in this case cause they're known for eating kids and with the twins being protecters against demons i thought it would be interesting to have you try to go against your urges and instead help the twins but not be given their trust right away. Also yes I do plan on writing some spicy lemon stuff sooner or later but i wanna build up to that first. Btw I doubt these characters actually have names. It might be the same scenario with bf and gf idk but ill give them names sooner or later to at least put something down. Also Apperently the boy, if I'm not wrong, he has a thick brooklyn accent that i will have to write in dialogue but um...im gonna need help from you guys cause idk what that sounds like or how to write that. The girl had light british accent so its seems I wont have to focus to much on that. Btw DO NOT make me write them banging eachother theyre siblings for god sake and Apperently deities. Also I know these characters are like...asexual I think but hey if people write fanfics of whitty i dont see why im not able to bend the rules a bit to make a lemon scene work cause I know yall be like that dont lie. Also for the Synx part of the character you can imagine what ever you would look like as a synx, you wanna be fully white, have a pattern, have horns imagine all that go for it. Also I will be trying to introduce these characters together and after that I will take requests from people with ideas on what scenario should happen next. Btw yes I know that synx's dont have sex too repopulate nor do they have genders but shhhhhh im gonna make you a girl cause magic shhh ;) also im not the creator of this mod or the characters but I did make this cover.Complete
you finally get a chance to be alone with your crush. and well... things escalate from there. ________ • mikasa ackerman x fem reader! • *THIS STORY CONTAINS SMUT!!* • all characters are 18+ !! everyone in this story is in collage/uni ----- #8- mikasa #9 - shingeki #9 snkxreader #12- mikasaxreader #16- snkfanfiction #40- aotfanfic #76- wlw #81- snk #871- xreader (these are not all current!!)
More detailsContent Guidelines