The one Birthday That Changed Everything
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EG: Happy birthday Karkat!
CG: THANKS FUCKASS DOUCHE MUFFIN.
EG: So how are you?
CG: WELL I'M SICK SO I'M SPENDING MY WRIGGLING DAY ALONE.
EG: Oh my god that's horrible! You know what, you will have a visitor quite soon! ;B
CG: OH GOD... PLEASE STAY AT YOUR HIVE, I DON'T NEED YOU GETTING MY TROLL SICKNESS! YOUR WEAKASS HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM WILL PROBABLY GET DESTROYED BY THE MERE TROLL COLD.
EG: To late! I've already made up my mind! see you at 6!
CG: FUCK YOU EGDERP.
[EG ceased trolling CG]
(TRIGGER WARNING!!!!! THERE WILL BESOME DEPRESSING TOPICS LIKE DEMESTIC ABUSE, SELF HARM, DEATH, ETC. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU WILL POSSIBLY BE TRIGGERED BY THESE TOPICS.)
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