Not so Simple

You can't pretend that you understand me... but maybe I can help you understand just how crazy beings can be. There are but a handful of things in existence capable to unify many different species, and I've experienced four of them. But this is my story; the story of how I died. Don't worry though, I won't pull too hard at your heartstrings. Join me, dear adventurer. And allow me to take you through space and time.