Let's Talk
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  • Reads 1,790
  • Votes 410
  • Parts 134
  • Time 3h 40m
Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2016
Mature
BEWARE:

•of the anger you will be exposed to. Author's anger will seep through your screen like flipping radiation (which computers and phones and stuff do have radiation coming off of them, so... beware of that too).

•of the raw randomness some of these digital pages contain (it's more raw that a dead lion's flesh - honestly).

•of the seriousness that will turn your heart into a little ball of solemnity (why is solemnity a word and not seriousity?).

•of the funny stupidity le author contains (HAY-). Hay is for horses. (AND COFFINS ARE FOR CORPSES-) You have been dismissed, Author. (eye'm knot goeen eniware, gleech) Neither is your dumbness... fortunately.

•of le author's small le ego. Le author has le her le reasons. Le. (lel)

•of the mature rating Author will have to put on this now.

*If you couldn't tell, ze le author is le ze one writing le this zebra (huehuehue).





*And she has thoroughly burned herself to ashes.




*DANG IT.




*Oh, yeah...

•Beware of the swearing-free environment, suckers.







•...and of my dramatic tendencies.


•Don't forget my fascination with stabbing people 43 times, either. Of course, I've never actually DONE that.... I'm such a violent person, and yet I can't even kill myself a fly (literally. It's SO HARD). That, and I don't want to hurt anyone. <:3 (see? I'm not some random psycho-)

*Welcome to "Let's Talk," where a 12-year-old is in total control (heck yeah, baby!).
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Wendizzy's Writer Room

2 parts Ongoing

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.