Tips For Roasting People
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Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2016
If you wanna roast someone this are tips for how to do it step 1.never talk about there mom or dad because they will fuck you up step 2.let the person say whatever they want until they're tired so u have the chance to give it all you got step 3.if they get aggressive jump on the person and punch them step 4.if you are texting the person say the most hurt full things you have in mind and if that person sees shit about you repeated and say how can u say that to me if u are ..... so on and so on those are my tips for roasting people
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