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The Silverware Chronicles

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This is a silverware version of classic books. Don't judge. This is supposed to be funny. I came up with this while I was sugar high and I acted it out with actual utensils by candlelight on the spot. Yeah. Sorry for any copyright infringement. Sorry if this is really bad. Leave ideas in the comments if you have ideas. I'm suprised you actually want to read this. If you like it, thanks. If you don't like it  then thanks anyway. Yep.All Rights Reserved

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"Sometimes, the past hurts..." (A poppy x Archer trolls shortfic) by Annoyingsister2004

(COMPLETED) Archer, laughed at Poppy's joke. He really loved his girlfriend, She was Everthing he wanted in a girl; kind, compassionate, and sassy. Just some of the things he could describe her as. "That's funny, poppy" He replied. Suddenly, They heard bushes being rustle and a unknown, came out. Archer recognised him. "What Are YOU doing here?" He asked curious. The person, He recognised panted, his eyes full of fear. "I'm sorry Archer..." He told him. "HE'S here". Archer felt fear then he turned his head to the left... (YOU DONT HAVE TO READ "HIS GRASP.." BUT IT IS RECCOMENDED IF YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE PLOT OF THIS STORY) (This a trolls on the neat fanfic.) (Its Archer-centric.) (This is a sequel to His Grasp...) (Hope you enjoy this little fic~😘)

Mending Heart |18+| by alexdenise_writes

When a downcast, introverted, and unmotivated twenty-eight-year-old hooks up with a stranger at a bar, the last thing she expected was to see him at work the next day. What happens when the girl who's sworn off relationships, falls in love with the one man who isn't afraid to break apart the walls she's built? ............ McKenzie Anderson is still trying to piece her life back together after separating from her husband, but she's dug herself into a slump she can't quite get herself out of. Add in an infuriating and devilishly handsome new boss to the mix, things are bound to get a whole lot more interesting in her life. Ethan Thomas is a straight shooter who knows what he wants, and isn't afraid to show it. He's got his eyes set on the feisty blonde, and he's made it his mission to show her love isn't hopeless. From their first wild night together, both Ethan and McKenzie felt the intense and undeniable attraction between them. The closer these two get and the more vulnerable they become, they have to wonder if there's more to their encounters than steamy passion. One thing's for sure, and that's that sparks will fly and hearts will be mended. ~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ "What is it you want, McKenzie?" He demands, his lips on my neck nibbling and kissing their way up to my earlobe. His hand trails down my skin until it finally reaches the lace material separating my pussy from his fingers. Still staring intently into my eyes, he slowly moves the lace material aside and dips into my hot and ready core. I bit down on my lip, attempting to suppress my moans. This only motivates him to push deeper. His fingers begin to move rhythmically inside of me, pushing me over the edge. "I want you!" I finally release, fully giving into him. WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT |18+| |WATTPAD FEATURED| #1 in Sexy #1 in Flirty #1 in Divorce #1 in EroticaStories

7 Nights with Mr. Black by AlmostPsycho

"I hate you." My voice cracks as I tell him. His feet stop at the door. I clutch the bedsheet tightly around my chest as he turns around with an emotionless face. "Then there will be a lot of hate fucking between us." A smirk curve his lips as his green eyes rake over my body with the heat of conquest. Hot rage flows through my veins and I glare back at him with so much hatred for what he did to me. "Breakfast at sharp 8:10. You remember, right?" He smirks arrogantly and walks out of the room with his warnings. WARNING: FORCED SXX BOOK!! 🔞 * * * * * * * * * * * Dakota Black was a man cloaked with charisma and power. But I made him a monster. Three years ago, I sent him to jail. Accidentally. And now he is back to get his revenge from me. "Seven nights." He said. "I spent seven nights in that rotten jail. I give you seven nights to live with me. Sleep with me. And I'll free you from your sins." He promised to destroy my life for the sake of a good view if I didn't follow his commands. His personal wh0re, that's what he called me. 🔻MATURE CONTENT🔻 Highest Ranks: #1 in Force #1 in Hate #1 in LoveHate #1 in Seduction #1 in Blackmail #1 in Adult Content #1 in Sexual Themes #1 in Mature Themes #2 in Adult #2 in Humor #2 in Revenge #2 in Dark Fantasy #3 in Hot #3 in EnemiesToLovers #4 in SlowBurn

MCSM Daddy's little trouble maker (Father! Romeo x Daughter! Reader) by AneesahAjam

[Discontinued] IMPORTANT NOTICE!! This book is no longer being updated!! (Just some random idea that popped into my head for an unknown reason, please don't ask me why I made this.) EDIT: I Decided made reader~chan's Admin form red to resemble Romeo's Admin form. PLEASE DON'T BE AT MY THROAT FOR THIS. EDIT: OMG 5K VIEWS THANK YOU SO MUCH!! ^^ Who ever gets the clock will join the Admin's team, but who is his other team mate? No one knew, until they met her... Image set based off this story https://sta.sh/21sq2d92h6o0?edit=1

Dark Fandom/OTP Challenge - DalKenzie Edition (edited) by DarchangelSkye

Me taking the Dark Fandom Challenge (http://actualodinson.tumblr.com/post/64547472272/30-day-dark-fandom-otp-writing-challenge) and dropping these pure and precious smol beans into it as I Am Evil. Mature tag is strictly applied as plenty of dark/horrifying/possibly triggering themes lurk within. Read at your own risk. I only call this edited as sexual-content chapters will not be showing up here per Wattpad guidelines. Hop over to AO3 if you want to read those. {#42 darkfic} {#76 americanidol} {#102 daltonrapattoni} {#25 mackenziebourg} {#21 dalkenzie}

INSIGHT ON MAI DIARY by chocolatefinger16

The "Please..." I hear her whimper and I go into full panic mode. "Calm down, okay? Deep breaths. Don't hang up. I'll be with you soon. Where are you?" I rush as I grab the car key sitting on the glass table. I run into the garage with my dad behind me. "What do you need?" Dad asks "A room. A big one." He runs back inside as I hear her voice again. "Basement...blood...Elle..." I hear sounds of movement in the background and connect the dots. Elle's bleeding, or something... "Deep breaths baby, deep breaths. It's okay, you're okay" I murmur reassuring words to her, thankful that there's no traffic. Several thoughts run through my mind as I drove to her house. The last time we spoke, she could barely stand me, but now she's calling me. I feel kinda used, but now's not the time to think about that. I reach her house in a matter of minutes and shove the door open. The house is quiet, save for my heavy breathing and footsteps. I reach the basement and take in the sight in front of me. Blair cradles her brutally beaten-up sister in her lap as she rocks herself back and forth blinking very frequently. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Currently being edited Look out for cringe worthy typos and plot loopholes

The lottery and lampposts [COMPLETED] (Brooklyn Beckham fanfic) by fangirlalertlol

I ran into a lamppost. Yep - face on. Into a lamppost. As soon as my face came into contact with the metal, I felt a body wrapped around me but it was too late - my nose was already broken. Immediately I started crying, along with blood gushing out of my nose. Romeo pulled out a packet of tissues he had in his pocket for me (since he had a cold), and applied them to my nose. Brooklyn was comforting me and ringing my mum. Brooklyn was stroking my hair and cradling me in his arms "Ok... what about you, what are you going to do?" I asked him "I will walk back with Romeo" "I want you to come! Please!" I pleaded "I would but I have the boys, shh you will hurt your nose if you talk baby" Brooklyn hushed DID HE JUST CALL ME BABY?! "Oi, Brooklyn, just because I'm crying it doesn't mean Im a baby!" I snapped "I didn't mean it like that, I meant it the other way you div" He laughed "Oh" was all I could get out - the pain was getting worse and the bleeding hadn't fully stopped yet. Oh and Brooklyn Beckham just called me baby. ---- Lauren and Brooklyn fall in love in the weirdest way possible- by walking into a lamppost. It starts with Lauren moving to London after winning the lottery. Will Brooklyn's friends get in the way of their relationship? "You're too beautiful Lauren" Ranked #14 in Brooklyn Beckham fanfic (completed) All idea's are mine and I worked hard to come up with them so PLEASE DONT STEAL! :) -STORY COMPLETED-

[CANCELLED] Caught By What? (ONE) by Drowso

Funny little AU because they keep popping into my wheelie bin of a brain but how and ever. A huge majority of this story will probably be in Liam's P.O.V by the way. This takes place during the time Liam and Bryce were in The Waiting Room messing up the radio numbers. When they get separated after ONE of their many mix ups, Bryce is left with the laptop and Liam? Who knows where he is or what'll happen to him. All he knows is that he's in a sort of metal room and is greeted by these tall odd figures... Im not gonna spoil much of this plot so you'll figure it out once you read! Quick little mentions here, this story will contain censored swearing/cursing, little bits of sodapack here and there, mentions of blood, death, being hurt? I'm not exactly sure how to word it, needles, self-offing, alcohol/alcoholism. Some other things may apply but I will update if so. ONE is made by Cheesy hfj on YouTube and I recommend checking it out if you haven't already and also like the Double Host AU, this will have my cringy and bad writing! Enjoy :)

It's All About Fairy Tail! by LunaDragneel_

Ships, Pictures, drawings, videos, ships, memes, and Fanfictions! Wait, did I mention ships? <.< I've got them all! I'm not the best writer..>.> I also don't have the best sense of humor either. e.e I tend to make a bunch of puns too.. Lol I'm just kitten. Oh god that was a yarn. Ok I'll stop. XD Oh, oops. Off topic. *coughs* Take 2, ACTION. HEYO WELCOME TO THIS AMAZING (OK, not THAT amazing) BOOK CALLED IT'S ALL ABOUT FAIRY TAIL! ...NOPE..AGAIN... Take 3, and...ACTION! Hello Fellow Earthlings and Welcome to Planet Fairy Tail...I mean Earth Wait what? Ugghh fine REDO Take 4, and Action! Hey It's Luna here with a book just about Fairy Tail! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I love writing it. I'm just your abnormal human being!..... *mumbling through head set* wait...what..did you say?..i wasnt suppose to mention that....well..damn... ~234 Takes Later~ (Who Else Imagined the SpongeBob Narrator Voice?) YOU KNOW WHAT...ON WITH THE BOOK!! ENTER IF YOU DARE! >.> UNLESS YOU'Re TOO CHICKEN...*starts making chicken sounds* :) Fun Fact: We are made up of 75% of water. Thus we are 75% of Juvia. Now that i think about it, I'm very dirty..dirty..dirty...>.> don't judge. XDD OK NOW SERIOUSLY. ENJOY MY BOOK AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE AND SHARE YOUR OPINIONS!

Sort of Deadly by RaghavBhatia7

*Sequel to 'Sort Of Dead'* *Kindly read the previous installment beforehand* ~ "You know the feeling when you see a glass jar filled with perfectly round, colorful marbles, and you just want to put one - or two, or three - in your mouth, even though you know it's dangerous and can kill you? Right. Hold that thought. We'll come back to it." _______________________________________ Not all dreams terminate when you wake up. Some last longer. And some can take over your reality. After the party's victorious return to {Undisclosed}, it takes them a while to coze up to their silly, mundane lives. The sail's smooth . . . at least until Bee starts having those awful nightmares. Those very REAL nightmares. The bookworm finds herself in such a fix - oh, boy, wait for this - that she can't think a way out of it. She's pretty certain she's going to die. It's her friends that she is more worried about. --Have fun! All of your favorite characters are back in this one, and then some! Laugh and sob and cheer them on! #completed { Awesome cover by @jaszthewayyoulikeit } Pst scrpt: I know this blurb sucks. ***All rights reserved: Do not recreate or plagiarise. This is an original work.***

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"Sometimes, the past hurts..." (A poppy x Archer trolls shortfic)

(COMPLETED) Archer, laughed at Poppy's joke. He really loved his girlfriend, She was Everthing he wanted in a girl; kind, compassionate, and sassy. Just some of the things he could describe her as. "That's funny, poppy" He replied. Suddenly, They heard bushes being rustle and a unknown, came out. Archer recognised him. "What Are YOU doing here?" He asked curious. The person, He recognised panted, his eyes full of fear. "I'm sorry Archer..." He told him. "HE'S here". Archer felt fear then he turned his head to the left... (YOU DONT HAVE TO READ "HIS GRASP.." BUT IT IS RECCOMENDED IF YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE PLOT OF THIS STORY) (This a trolls on the neat fanfic.) (Its Archer-centric.) (This is a sequel to His Grasp...) (Hope you enjoy this little fic~😘)